Sunday, February 1, 2009

SUPERBOWL SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's superbowl again and for a young gay man who needs to get his hair did and run some errands, it's christmas time for the jews. I just found out that my partner and I are moving to SANTA MONICA(in my best oprah). Watch out you big empty gucci's, papa's comin to peddle.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Bene-friends

Just a bit of good cheer. A toast to those people in our lives that inspire us to be better. That person you can't wait to talk to because you feel motivated by them. These people are friends, neighbors, lovers, or family. They bust your chops when you need it, wipe tears from them, and tell you how pretty they are. They know what you need, even when you didn't know you needed it. Keep it up kids. It's a better world with people pulling you up, rather than dragging you down.

Todays original quote: (my sister Michelle) "what is it about me that makes people stupid?"

Friday, January 16, 2009

hey you guys look I'm blogging no hands.

Howdy! (i'm bringin howdy back)

This, my first entry, is a white flag waved to all my friends and family who say on a fairly regular basis, "Oh, you should blog that.". Flattery, as they know, will get them everywhere and it has hurled me into this uncharted expanse that is the BLOGGUSPHERE.  Perhaps it is because I'm too opinionated and need an outlet, too loud and need to simma-down, or too vulgar and have been asked to "PLEASE LEAVE SIR!" This bag of bull#%$* blog might prove to be much safer for me and a welcome respite for those who know me.  I love to speak and compose written word. I feel passionately about many subjects and will apologize in advance for being a food critic one day, consumer advocate another, and fashion and design editor on still yet another. 
This week: 
FAVORITE RESTAURANT
George Petrelli's steakhouse in Culver City, California 
  • Finally a bartender that uses the "bigger jigger". Stiff drinks all around people.
  • The food was exceptional. Particularly the swordfish. Hats off to their seafood in general.
  • Spumoni on the desert menu.(blast from the past)
  • The service was great.
FAVORITE ARTIST
Adele......................................... The voice of an angel.

LEAST FAVORITE THING
Lazy, apathetic, and sub-standard customer service.
  • Ralph's grocery store at Sepulveda and Venice. Bad attitudes.
  • 80 year old asian lady came to customer service because she could not find her car in the parking lot. 5 employees stood around saying "outside security does that. Go out there.". Finally a gentleman who was off duty in plain clothes begrudgingly escorted her out. Please forgive them lord for they know not that they'll burn for it.
ORIGINAL QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
"They call them mor-ons because they need to be taught a less-on."